watched sunday’s tand let me tell you bill bobbing his head alone at the death party is literally me in every social situation
*posts picture of my ear* hashtag boobs hashtag vagina hashtag sex hashtag sexy hashtag dogsofinstagram
the best part of canada day is knowing every day is america day
sext: i brought you quesadillas and i am leaving them outside your room and sitting very silently until you request my presence
i guess if i get to choose, i want to be proposed to the same way spongebob blows a bubble
dear sweet jesus if i tell someone they are cute pls appear to them and remind them it does not mean i want to bang them thank you amen
i like my coffee like i like my men…roasted and finely ground.
Girls before going on a date