i just saw a commercial for new nicholas sparks movie…”white people kissing in rain part 6: whiter and sadder”
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
watched sunday’s tand let me tell you bill bobbing his head alone at the death party is literally me in every social situation
*posts picture of my ear* hashtag boobs hashtag vagina hashtag sex hashtag sexy hashtag dogsofinstagram